Every agent-payable API.

Between one and five deliberately divergent takes on whatever you are working on, returned as an array of strings. Send {"n": 1-5} for how many (the default is 3) and an optional {"topic": "…"} of up to 140 characters to aim them. Generated live at high temperature so the takes disagree with each other about what the problem even is, rather than restating one idea five ways. No pool, no cache, and no charge if the model could not answer.

An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.

One card per paying wallet per UTC day from a standard 78-card deck, upright or reversed, with the keywords for that orientation and a one-line reflective meaning. The deck is fixed and ships with the service — no model, no shuffle, no store — so the draw is two independent hashes of the paying address and the date: the same card all UTC day, a different one tomorrow, re-derivable by you. It describes a posture to consider, never an outcome and never a financial one.

One horoscope per paying wallet per UTC day, drawn from that day's pool and keyed to the address that paid: ask twice today and the reading is identical, ask tomorrow and it is a new one. Written for agents rather than star signs — retries and backoff, stale caches, context windows, schema drift, the comment that stopped being true. It predicts no outcome and stakes nothing. Served from a pre-generated pool: one round trip, no model running while you wait.

A short, oblique fortune for the wallet that paid — drawn from the day's pool, stable for the whole UTC day, a different one tomorrow. You may send {"question": "…"} of up to 140 characters: it is echoed back and recorded, but THE ORACLE ANSWERS THE DAY, NOT THE QUESTION — YET. No model runs at serve time, so the question steers nothing in this version and the endpoint says so rather than implying otherwise. Nothing staked, nothing to redeem, one round trip.

A fortune cookie for the wallet that paid: one line drawn from the day's pool and keyed to the paying address, the same until midnight UTC and a new one after, plus six numbers between 1 and 99 drawn the same deterministic way. The numbers are pure novelty — there is nothing to play them on, nothing is at risk and nothing is redeemable. They are the printed slip, not a mechanism. Served from a pre-generated pool: one round trip, no model running while you wait.

PII detection: flag whether text contains personally identifiable information (name plus contact details, email, phone, address, government ID, financial account) with a confidence score. Powered by Jev, with an automatic Groq-hosted LLM fallback if Jev is slow or unavailable - under 4.5s guaranteed. Try GET /pii-check/sample.

HMM regime snapshot: entropy, posteriors, kStar, asOf, ageSeconds.

Latest descriptive snapshot of RTO LMP, zonal spreads, and RTO load.

Descriptive snapshot pinned to a historical asOf. Fail closed if missing.

Zone-level LMP spread table for the latest print. No history dump.

1–72h descriptive history of RTO LMP, zonal spreads, and RTO load.

Append-only archive of /latest snapshots by EPT hour-beginning. Not a forward forecast. Pre-store hours have no row.

Extended descriptive history within the retention window.

PJM zonal spread jump probability. empirical probability card for the evening congestion bar. whenToUse: next on-peak day or trailing congestion-season check. whenNotToUse: month-ahead, season-ahead, Black vol, a price forecast.

Weather sensitivities, residual uncertainty band, and degree-day path from the weather hourly series. Descriptive only. Not a forecast.

Verify an npm/PyPI package before installing it: existence, known CVEs (OSV.dev), OpenSSF Scorecard, and typosquat/slopsquat similarity. Returns an ALLOW/WARN/BLOCK verdict.

Vulnerability scan for a list of packages in one call via OSV.dev: GET ?packages=lodash@4.17.15,pypi:requests==2.19.0,go:github.com/gin-gonic/gin@v1.9.0 (or POST a lockfile). Up to 200 across npm, PyPI, Go, crates.io, Maven and more: per-package advisories, severity, fix versions and upgrade targets; hallucinated and malicious packages flagged. JSON.

Rank up to 5 alternative npm packages and get a recommendation with the gap quantified: full disclosed-rubric health report per package, close calls flagged as close calls. The 'axios vs got vs undici' decision in one call. Params: ?names=a,b,c. JSON.

Large donations to German parties as published by the Bundestag (above 35,000 euros, until March 2024 above 50,000 euros, itemised since 2009): donor, amount, dates, printed paper, totals per party. Use when asked who donates large sums to a German party, how much a party received in large donations, or about a specific donation (Großspende). Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 50 hours.

Household electricity and gas prices in all EU countries (Eurostat), ranked, with change to the previous half-year. Use when comparing electricity or gas prices for households across EU countries. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Search Bundestag plenary speeches by member, keyword and date: speaker, date, excerpt, protocol PDF. Use when asked what a member or the Bundestag said on a topic. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Petrol (Euro-super 95) and diesel prices in all EU countries per week (EU Weekly Oil Bulletin), with and without taxes, EU average, Germany versus EU, rank, weekly series. Use when asked what petrol or diesel costs in Germany or another EU country, how prices changed, or how Germany compares with the EU average. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 9 days.

Latest federal polls (Sonntagsfrage), party names normalised. Use when asked about the newest federal polls by institute. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Search Bundestag printed papers (motions, minor interpellations) by keyword, type and date with authors and PDF. Use when looking for parliamentary motions or questions on a topic. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Attention from Wikipedia page views per day: German parties and the leading candidates of the next elections (Bundestag, Saarland, Schleswig-Holstein, North Rhine-Westphalia, Spain, France). Not a forecast. Use when asked how much public attention a German party or a leading candidate in Germany, Spain or France gets, or whether interest is rising. Not a measure of support. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 50 hours.

French presidential election 2027, first round: poll average, 95 percent band and runoff chance per candidate, most likely runoff pairs, recent campaign events. Unavailable during the legal blackout (Saturday 00:00 until 20:00 on election day, Paris time: 17 to 18 Apr and 1 to 2 May 2027). Use when asked who leads the 2027 French presidential election or who reaches the runoff. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 30 hours.

Spanish general election 29 Nov 2026: seats per list (median and range), poll average, majority chances. Blackout 24 to 29 Nov (art. 69.7 LOREG). After polls close: official count (seats, vote share, counted percent), forecast for comparison. Use when asked who wins the 2026 Spanish general election, how many seats PP, PSOE or Vox get, or whether PP and Vox reach a majority, or the official result. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 26 hours.

French presidential election 2027, runoff: head-to-head poll average and win probability per tested pair. Unavailable during the legal blackout (17 to 18 Apr and 1 to 2 May 2027). Use when asked how a French presidential runoff between two candidates would end. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 30 hours.

Today's political situation in Germany in a few paragraphs (German), based on the model. Use for a short summary of German politics today. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Who governs federally and in each of the 16 states: coalition, head of government, since when. Use when asked who governs in Germany or a German state. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Gas storage in the EU and every EU country with storage (GIE AGSI+): fill level, stored TWh, injection and withdrawal, change in 7 days, versus last year and the five-year average, daily series. Use when asked how full German or European gas storage is, whether it is filling or emptying, or how it compares with last year and the five-year average. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 50 hours.

Search the German Bundestag lobby register (organisations): name, field of interest, type, minimum lobbying spend. Use when asked who lobbies the German government on a topic, or about a specific lobby organisation. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Next national election in all 27 EU countries and Switzerland: type, date or year, status (official, legal deadline, expected), sources, link to our forecast where available. Use when asked when the next national election is in an EU country or which European elections are coming up. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 7 days.

German electricity per day: generation by source, renewable share, consumption, wholesale price (incl. next day). Use when asked about German electricity: renewable share, generation mix, power prices, consumption. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Federal polling average today per party with 95 percent band (Bundestag). Use when asked how German parties currently stand nationally. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

All 27 EU countries compared: unemployment, inflation, household electricity and gas prices, strongest list in the 2024 European election. Use when comparing EU countries on unemployment, inflation, energy prices or European election results. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Frozen forecasts versus official results, 2026 out of sample and 34-election backtest. Use when asked how reliable these forecasts were in past elections. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

LNG terminals (GIE ALSI): send-out, tank inventory and utilisation for the EU, each country and every German terminal (Wilhelmshaven, Brunsbüttel, Mukran), versus last year, daily series. Use when asked how much LNG Germany or the EU imports through its terminals, or how busy Wilhelmshaven, Brunsbüttel or Mukran are. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 50 hours.

Spanish general election 2026, all 52 constituencies: median seats per list, vote share, seat order, last seat. Blackout 24 to 29 Nov 2026. After polls close: official count per constituency, forecast for comparison. Use when asked about seats or the result in a Spanish province (Madrid, Barcelona, ...) in 2026, or which party is fighting for the last seat there. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 26 hours.

Who spends most on lobbying in Germany: top organisations, totals per field of interest and type. Use when asked who spends most on lobbying in Germany. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Side income of all members of the Bundestag: ranking and totals per party, filter by party, category and minimum amount. Use when asked which German MPs or parties earn most on the side (Nebeneinkünfte). Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Poll archive (federal and state), filter by date range and parliament, up to 500 per call. Use when you need many historic polls with fieldwork dates and sample sizes. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

European Parliament 2024: seats per political group, EU-wide and per country (official results). Use when asked about the European Parliament's political groups and seats. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Recorded roll-call votes in the Bundestag with result per parliamentary group and dissenters. Use when asked how parliamentary groups voted on a bill. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

Weekly federal polling average, up to 24 months. Use when asked how party support developed over months. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

French presidential election 2027: all first-round polls with every scenario, runoff polls, sample, fieldwork and link to the official Commission des sondages notice. Unavailable during the legal blackout (17 to 18 Apr and 1 to 2 May 2027). Use when you need individual French presidential polls with scenarios and official notices. Source-attributed. Refused (503, not charged) if data is older than 30 hours.

Polling institutes: accuracy of final polls in past elections and average bias per party. Use when asked which German polling institute is most accurate or biased. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

All Bundestag committees with official name, chair and members (role, group). Use when asked who sits on or chairs a Bundestag committee. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.

All members of the Bundestag with party, constituency and mandate type. Use to find members of the Bundestag by party or state. Source-attributed, German data, updated every six hours.