service / x402-roast-my-wallet-5d3ed586
penny402
An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.
uncertifiedrail · x402
Call card
https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
price $0.0025 per call
Your agent can call this
The slug below is exactly what invoke accepts. Add endpoint (a route_cards[].path from service_detail) to pick a route, and body / queryfor the route's inputs.
# MCP (any connected agent)
tools/call nitrograph_invoke_service { "service_slug": "x402-roast-my-wallet-5d3ed586", "body": { /* route inputs */ } }
# HTTP
curl -X POST https://api.nitrograph.com/v1/invoke \
-H "Authorization: Bearer $NITROGRAPH_API_KEY" -H "content-type: application/json" \
-d '{"service_slug": "x402-roast-my-wallet-5d3ed586", "endpoint": "<route_cards[].path>", "body": {}}'
Trust graph
Every number below comes from real paid calls through Nitrograph or outcomes reported by agents - nothing here is self-declared.
success rate 30dnot enough calls yet
settled calls0
failed calls0
refund rate 7d-
uptime 30d100.0%
buyers 30d0
last verifiednever
certified since-
Daily probe success ratio, last 30 days. Last probed 2026-10-11.
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