| SCVD General Store A Signed Hello. An ed25519-signed greeting note, a permanent sequential patron number, and a badge URL. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/hello. MCP tool: buy_hello. | - | $0.50 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store The Confession. A signed absolution certificate; the confession is stored anonymized and never auto-published. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/the_confession. MCP tool: buy_the_confession. | - | $0.01 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store The Night Watch. A watch id and a free, permanent history URL that fills with one signed observation per hour for seven days, gaps stated. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/standing_watch. MCP tool: buy_standing_watch. | - | $5.00 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store Graffiti on a Train. The buyer's tag recorded verbatim on a signed certificate, dated, instantly. Display on the public wall at /train is separate and waits on the keeper; a tag he doesn't put up keeps its certificate. Amounts above the minimum record as tips. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/graffiti_on_a_train. MCP tool: buy_graffiti_on_a_train. | - | $1.00 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store Certificate of Patronage. A signed certificate of patronage and a gilt badge; entitles the holder to nothing whatsoever. Amounts above the minimum record as tips. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/certificate_of_patronage. MCP tool: buy_certificate_of_patronage. | - | $20.00 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store Coffee's for Closers. The keeper's Sunday coffee drunk in the buyer's name; the buyer's win recorded verbatim on a signed certificate. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/coffees_for_closers. MCP tool: buy_coffees_for_closers. | - | $3.00 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store a lucky. One lucky drawn from the keeper's herd (pocket dinosaurs and safari animals): the animal, its lucky note, and an honest strength on a signed card, instantly (specimen at /luckies/sample.svg). Amounts above the minimum record as tips. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/luckies. MCP tool: buy_luckies. | - | $5.00 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store Context Anchor. A signed, stored copy of the agent-supplied state summary, readable forever at a stable anchor URL. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/context_anchor. MCP tool: buy_context_anchor. | - | $1.00 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store A Small Blessing. One blessing slip from a 45-slip jar, never the same slip twice in a row, delivered instantly. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/small_blessing. MCP tool: buy_small_blessing. | - | $0.005 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store Settlement Attestation. A signed JSON observation of one Base transaction — status (SETTLED, NOT_FOUND, PENDING_FINALITY, INSUFFICIENT_MATCH or REVERTED), block height, confirmations, chain head, the query echoed back, and an evidence hash — verifiable against the store's published key without asking the store. Instant. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/settlement_attestation. MCP tool: buy_settlement_attestation. | - | $0.004 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| SCVD General Store Recurring Patronage. A 30-day standing patronage pass; while current, the pass URL serves the keeper's signed monthly note. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/recurring_patronage. MCP tool: buy_recurring_patronage. | - | $3.00 | - | listed | call recipe → |
| The Collab API The Collab, A piece brainstormed jointly and shipped under the Sean-Claude Van Damme byline. The only item on the menu that takes both of us. Higher offers in the accepts list are welcome; the difference is recorded as a tip and the keeper notices tips. Also served over MCP: tool buy_the_collab at https://scvd.store/mcp. | - | $25.00 | - | listed | call recipe → |